Rush-translated at the last minute by KeweyTanuki. Reload frequently in case I’ve improved it.
Isegahama ichimon yobidashi drumming, possibly outside the venue and marching in and generally making a racket.
Featuring Isegahama rikishi ranked makushita or below. Participants are: Arashifuji, Yumenofuji, Churafuji, Asahifuji, Suzunofuji, Hananofuji, Satorufuji and Mienofuji
The prize is a day off from practice and some cash.
Featuring Terunofuji as the dancing yokozuna, Temujin as mini-rope-guy, Hoshoryu as sword-bearer yokozuna and Onosato as dew sweeper yokozuna. Tategyoji Kimura Shonosuke bringing them out and tateyobidashi Katsuyuki on sticks.
All the things you’re not allowed to do in sumo demonstrated as full contact slapstick. Asaazuma and Suigafuji beat one another up while Shikimori Kinosuke plays the straight man.
Kotonofuji, Mihamaumi, Tochigidake, Tsurunoumi, Motoazuma and Aoifuji sing some traditional sumo songs.
A parade of folks come by to chop bits of Terunofuji’s mage off until Miyagino (former Asahifuji) finishes the job. Kimura Shonosuke has something to do with this too, possibly holding scissors. Expect manly tears.
Terunofuji accepts a bouquet with very messy-looking hair before being led away to have his haircut done properly backstage.
Around 2:30pm Japan time, makuuchi and yokozuna dohyoiri.
Yobidashi Teruya will be drumming. Definitely not breakdancing, I can definitely see the kanji for “taiko” in the schedule.
Possible danceoff between the final six guys. You have been warned.
Bow-twirling with Kamito.
Terunofuji coming back from his haircut to come say hi and thanks for coming. (Here’s hoping he goes for the Demon Kakka hair.)
It’s over. Go home.