Day 1: (complete) 2 reports Jonidan #33 Kawazoe (0-0) vs Jonidan #33 Wakaterumoto (0-0) head judge Tatekawa reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if they went out at the same time and found that west stayed in longer. call stands, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO !" Makushita #32 Higonoumi (0-0) vs Makushita #31 Koseiryu (0-0) head judge Tamagaki reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if it's a draw and found that it's a draw! run it again! TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" --- Day 2: (complete) 6 reports Jonidan #71 Hokutonada (0-0) vs Jonidan #70 Fubu (0-0) head judge Ikazuchi reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if both guys' feet went out and found that west's foot went out first. call stands, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO !" Jonidan #63 Kido (0-0) vs Jonidan #62 Futagawa (0-0) head judge Ikazuchi reports: "ref gave it to west. we found that west hit first. call reversed, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO !" Sandanme #4 Yumenofuji (0-0) vs Sandanme #3 Wakaikazuchi (0-0) head judge Hanaregoma reports: "ref gave it to we- er- east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that west went out first. call stands, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO !" Makushita #56 Tenrosei (0-0) vs Makushita #55 Soma (0-0) head judge Hanaregoma reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if west touched first and found that he sure did. call reversed, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO !" Makushita #21 Osanai (0-0) vs Makushita #20 Uzumasa (0-0) head judge Hanaregoma reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that west's body went out first. call stands, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO !" Makushita #19 Kitadaichi (0-0) vs Makushita #18 Hanahibiki (0-0) head judge Hanaregoma reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that it's a rematch! run it again! TUNNEL SHIMPS DESERVE TO BE PAID EXTRA FOR ALL THESE MONO-II! AWOO !" --- Day 3: (complete) 5 reports Jonokuchi #10 Shimano (0-1) vs Jonokuchi #10 Chiyoshinzan (0-1) head judge Takasago reports: "ref gave it to west. we determined east's foot went out first. call stands, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO !" Jonidan #40 Kyokugosei (0-1) vs Jonidan #39 Asahanshin (0-1) head judge Tokitsukaze reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if (echoey mumble to the effect it was a draw) and found that west's heel slipped out or something? the echo in here sucks. call stands, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS REMIND YOU ALL TO HYDRATE! AWOO " Jonidan #5 Wakazakura (1-0) vs Jonidan #4 Shunta (1-0) head judge "Mumblecore" Tokitsukaze reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if it's a draw and found that it's a draw! run it again! TUNNEL SHIMPS ENCOURAGE CLEAR DICTION! AWOO " Sandanme #22 Yamato (1-0) vs Sandanme #22 Hodaka (1-0) head judge Ajigawa reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that east went out first. call reversed, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO FOR THAT MATCH!" Maegashira #7 Takayasu (2-0) vs Maegashira #6 Fujiseiun (2-0) head judge Onoe reports: "ref gave it to Takayasu. we discussed if Takayasu is a dirty topknot yanker and found that he did not. call stands, Takayasu wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS DISCOURAGE NON-CONSENSUAL KNOT-TUGGING!" --- Day 4: (partial) 5 reports Jonidan #29 Ideno (1-0) vs Jonidan #30 Daitensho (1-0) head judge Otowayama reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if west is a dirty topknot puller and found that he is not. call stands, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS DISCOURAGE NON-CONSENSUAL KNOT PULLING!" Sandanme #56 Amao (1-0) vs Sandanme #54 Akatora (1-0) head judge Tateyama reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if east's foot went out the same time as west fell and found that west went out first. call stands, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO !" Sandanme #10 Shunrai (0-1) vs Sandanme #11 Hamayutaka (0-1) head judge Tateyama reports: "we discussed if west's foot [CAT NOISES] and found that call stands, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS SEND OUT HEALING AWOO TO ABEMA'S GLITCHY CAMERA!" Makushita #6 Sazanami (0-1) vs Makushita #5 Kotokuzan (0-1) head judge Onoe reports: "ref gave it to west. we.. uhhhhhhh.. determined.. ummmmmm... east's foot stayed in, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS.. UM... AWOO !" Maegashira #2 Gonoyama (0-3) vs Yokozuna Onosato (1-2) head judge "Coconuts" Kokonoe reports: "ref gave it ot Ono. we discussed if Ono was airborne and found that he sure was! call reversed, Gono wins! TUNNEL SHIMPS AwOO !" --- Day 5: 6 reports Jonidan #34 Matsuzawa (0-2) vs Jonidan #36 Kyokurenma (0-2) head judge Sanoyama reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it was a draw and found that west was out earlier. call stands, east wins! TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO !" Jonidan #31 Asaazuma (1-1) vs Jonidan #29 Goseimaru (1-1) head judge Sanoyama reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if it's a draw and found that east lost. call stands, west wins! TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!" Sandanme #55 Kaiyuma (1-1) vs Sandanme #54 Akatora (1-1) head judge Kiyomigata reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if west's foot went out and found that it sure did. call reversed, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO 3: ELECTRIC JAMBOREE!" Sandanme #39 Hoshuzan (2-0) vs Sandanme #37 Tomiyutaka (2-0) head judge Kiyomigata reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that it is! run it again! TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO 4: GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR!" Juryo #14 Nishikigi (2-2) vs Juryo #11 Enho (2-2) head judge Asakayama reports: "ref gave it to Enho. we discussed if Enho went out first and found that Enho went airborne and out! call reversed, Nishikigi wins! TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO 5: BORN TO BE ALIVE!" Juryo #2 Sadanoumi (1-3) vs Juryo #1 Kyokukaiyu (2-2) head judge Asakayama reports: "ref gave it to Kyoku but he's a twit. that was Sada's match! TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO 6: UP TO OUR OLD TRICKS!" --- Day 6: (partial?) 7 matches Jonidan #96 Takatairiku (1-1) vs Jonidan #95 Koga (1-1) head judge Tatekawa reports: "we discussed if it's a draw and found that west stepped out first. east wins it! TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO !" Jonidan #25 Kosei (2-0) vs Jonidan #28 Tsukioka (2-0) head judge Urakaze reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that it is! RUN IT AGAIN! TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO !" Sandanme #67 Kanryu (1-1) vs Sandanme #65 Hakuryu (1-1) head judge Tamagaki reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if east's heel went out and found that east's heel did indeed do a silly. call reversed, west wins! TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO !" Sandanme #32 Fujiso (1-1) vs Sandanme #33 Tenei (1-1) head judge Tamagaki reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if east's heel went out and found that it did! call stands, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO !" Makushita #49 Toseiryu (1-1) vs Makushita #50 Tsurubayashi (1-1) head judge Onaruto reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if west's body hit first and found that west's body fell first. call reversed, east wins! TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" Makushita #19 Daimasakari (1-1) vs Makushita #16 Kurohimeyama (1-1) head judge Onaruto reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if it's a draw and found that west's foot went out first. call reversed, east wins! TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO !" Yokozuna Hoshoryu (4-1) vs Maegashira #3 Hakunofuji (4-1) head judge Asakayama reports: "ref gave it to Hosh. we discussed if Hosh fell first and found that Hosh went down first. call reversed, Haku wins! TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO !" --- Day 7: 5 reports Jonidan #86 Kotoyoshino (1-2) vs Jonidan #87 Chiyokozan (1-2) head judge Oshima reports: "ref gave it to east. we found that west's hand touched first. call stands, east wins! TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO !" Sandanme #60 Musubiyama (2-1) vs Sandanme #61 Taranami (2-1) head judge Hanaregoma reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if it's a draw and found that west fell first. call reversed, east wins! TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO !" Juryo #6 Shonannoumi (5-1) vs Juryo #6 Kazekeno (3-3) head judge Onoe reports: "ref gave it to Shonan. we discussed if Shonan (mumble mumbles). call reversed, Kaze wins! MUMBLE SHIMPS RULE!" Juryo #2 Tokihayate (4-2) vs Juryo #3 Ryuden (1-5) head judge Onoe reports: "ref gave it to Toki. we discussed if Toki's foot went out or not and found that it did not! call stands, Toki wins! MUMBLE SHIMPS WILL DO BETTER! AWOO " Maegashira #9 Fujiryoga (4-2) vs Maegashira #10 Chiyoshoma (2-4) head judge Asakayama reports: "ref gave it to Chiyo. we discussed if it's a draw and found that it's a draw! RUN IT AGAIN! TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO !" --- Day 8: 4 reports Sandanme #76 Kojikara (2-1) vs Sandanme #77 Toukiryu (2-1) head judge Ajigawa reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if there was a step out and found none, east wins it! TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" Sandanme #74 Tsurunosato (0-3) vs Sandanme #78 Sakabayashi (0-3) head judge Ajigawa reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if it's a draw and found that it is! RUN IT AGAIN! TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO !" Sandanme #15 Kiyonohana (1-2) vs Sandanme #13 Nishikikuni (1-2) head judge Naruto reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if it'a a draw and found that it is! RUN IT AGAIN! TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO !" Juryo #13 Arashifuji (7-0) vs Juryo #9 Nishinoryu (2-5) head judge Asakayama reports: "ref gave it to Arashi. we discussed if Arashi's foot went out the same time as Nishi did and found that Arashi's foot did a silly first. call reversed, Nishi wins! TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO !" --- Day 9: 7 reports Jonidan #98 Kototerao (2-2) vs Jonidan #95 Koga (2-2) head judge Otowayama reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if west's left foot went out and found that it didn't! call stands, west wins! TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO !" Sandanme #12 Ohata (4-0) vs Sandanme #16 Kazemitsuki (4-0) head judge Nishonoseki reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if it's a draw and found that west went out first. call reversed, east wins! TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO !" Makushita #41 Mita (4-0) vs Makushita #44 Kaisho (4-0) head judge Hidenoyama reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if it's a draw and found that west hit first. call reversed, east wins! TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO !" Makushita #4 Mudoho (2-2) vs Makushita #10 Otsuji (2-2) head judge "Coconuts" Kokonoe reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that east's foot went out. call reversed, west wins! AND STOP CALLING ME COCONUTS!" Juryo #14 Nishikigi (4-4) vs Juryo #10 Tamashoho (1-7) head judge "Cocoa Beans" Kokonoe reports: "we discussed if there was a hair pull and found that there was not. call stands, Shark wins! AND DON'T CALL ME COCOA BEANS EITHER!" Maegashira #13 Nishikifuji (6-2) vs Maegashira #7 Takayasu (6-2) head judge Onoe reports: "ref gave it to Nishi. we found that Nishi was out first. call reversed, Takayasu wins! TUNNEL SHIMPS APOLOGISE FOR THEIR TARDINESS!" Ozeki Kirishima (7-1) vs Maegashira #2 Churanoumi (2-6) head judge Asakayama reports: "ref gave it to Chura. we discussed if Chura's foot went out before Kiri's hand and found that Kiri fell first. call stands, Chura wins! TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO !" --- Day 10: no reports! --- Day 11: (complete) 7 reports Jonidan #90 Sato (3-2) vs Jonidan #83 Daishoheki (3-2) head judge Urakaze reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that east's foot stayed in. call stands, east wins! TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO !" Jonidan #81 Hanenoyama (4-1) vs Jonidan #85 Oatari (4-1) head judge Urakaze reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if east's foot went out and found that east's foot did indeed go out! call reversed, west wins! TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO !" Jonidan #46 Hokutoizumi (2-3) vs Jonidan #49 Asasakurai (2-3) head judge Tamagaki reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if it's a draw and found that east's foot went out. call stands, west wins! TUNNEL SHIMPS ARE FOR REAL! AWOO " Jonidan #8 Ikazuchiarashi (4-1) vs Jonidan #1 Kitanosho (4-1) head judge Tamagaki reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if it's a draw and found that east's hand hit first. call stands, west wins! TUNNEL SHIMPS Moofat " Sandanme #68 Sunasaka (3-2) vs Sandanme #66 Ayanofuji (3-2) head judge Onaruto reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that west went out first. call stands, east wins! TUNNEL SHIMPS SeemsGood !" Sandanme #60 Musubiyama (4-1) vs Sandanme #62 Sekishoryu (4-1) head judge Onaruto reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that west's foot went out first. call stands, east wins! TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO !" Makushita #41 Seigo (1-4) vs Makushita #35 Tokitenran (1-4) head judge Tatekawa reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if it's a draw and found that east's foot went out first. call stands, west wins! TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE! AWOO " --- Day 12: (partial?) 9 reports Jonokuchi #7 Kotohiranuma (2-3) vs Jonokuchi #3 Chiyooume (2-3) head judge Hatachiyama reports: "ref gave it to west. we found that west's foot went out. east wins. MUMBLE SHIMPS ARE ECHOEY!" Jonidan #53 Kazeoka (3-2) vs Jonidan #54 Masarufuji (3-2) head judge Hatachiyama reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if it's a draw and found the call stands, west wins! MUMBLE SHIMPS CONTINUE TO BE ECHOEY!" Sandanme #19 Kazeeidai (3-2) vs Sandanme #21 Izumifuji (3-2) head judge Ikazuchi reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that it's a draw! run it again! TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO !" Sandanme #17 Tokikenryu (2-3) vs Sandanme #14 Gonowaka (2-3) head judge Ikazuchi reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if east's foot went out the same time as west's body and found that it's a draw! RUN IT AGAIN AGAIN! TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO !" Sandanme #10 Shunrai (2-3) vs Sandanme #12 Marusho (2-3) head judge Ikazuchi reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if it was a draw and found that east went out first. call stands, west wins! TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO !" Makushita #58 Kaida (3-2) vs Sandanme #4 Yumenofuji (3-2) head judge "Giggles" Oshima reports: "ref gave it to west. we found that it's a draw. TAKE IT AGAIN! TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO !" Makushita #9 Gonoumi (1-4) vs Makushita #6 Sazanami (1-4) head judge "Coco Chanel" Kokonoe reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if it's a draw and found that it's a draw! RUN IT AGAIN! AND I AM NOT COCO CHANEL!" Juryo #11 Enho (5-6) vs Juryo #2 Sadanoumi (4-7) head judge "Kokomo" Kokonoe reports: "ref gave it to Enho. we discussed if Enho's foot went out and found that it stayed in. call stands, Enho wins! TUNNEL SHIMPS GET THERE FAST AND THEN WE TAKE IT SLOW!" Sekiwake Atamifuji (8-3) vs Maegashira #7 Kotoeiho (9-2) head judge Asakayama reports: "ref gave it to Kotoeiho. we discussed if Atamin went out the same time as Koto fell and found that they did! RUN IT AGAIN! TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO !" --- Day 13: (complete) 3 reports Sandanme #43 Kisenoumi (4-2) vs Sandanme #39 Hoshuzan (4-2) head judge Takasago reports: "ref gave it to east. we determined the top of west's foot touched first so call stands, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO !" Sandanme #27 Araoyama (4-2) vs Sandanme #31 Suyama (4-2) head judge Takasago reports: "ref gave it to west! west's knee touched down so call reversed, east wins it! TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO!" Sandanme #12 Marusho (3-3) vs Sandanme #4 Chiyoraizan (3-3) head judge Marusho reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that west's foot went out first. call stands, east wins! TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO !" --- Day 14: (partial?) 4 reports Jonidan #86 Kotoyoshino (3-3) vs Jonidan #83 Daishoheki (3-3) head judge Tateyama reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if they fell at the same time and found that east hit first. call stands, west wins! TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO !" Sandanme #74 Tsurunosato (1-5) vs Sandanme #77 Shoketsu (1-5) head judge Nishonoseki reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that it's a draw! RUN IT AGAIN! HAPPY LIFE, HAPPY HOME, TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO !" Sandanme #14 Gonowaka (3-3) vs Sandanme #10 Chiyotaiho (3-3) head judge Otowayama reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if west's foot went out and found that it did! call reversed, east wins! TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO TOO FAST FOR KEWEY!" Maegashira #9 Fujiryoga (9-4) vs Maegashira #1 Takanosho (6-7) head judge Onoe reports: "ref gave it to Nobsy Doggins. we determined Takanosho's paw went da heck out! call reversed, Fooj wins! TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO AND YOU CAN TOO!" --- Day 15: (complete) 3 reports Makushita #33 Shimizuumi (2-4) vs Makushita #35 Tokitenran (2-4) head judge Sanoyama reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that east fell first. call reversed, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO !" Makushita #25 Gyotoku (4-2) vs Makushita #24 Tokunomusashi (4-2) head judge Sanoyama reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that it is! RUN IT AGAIN! TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO !" Juryo #2 Tokihayate (9-5) vs Juryo #6 Shonannoumi (11-3) head judge "Coco Chanel" Kokonoe reports: "ref gave it to Shonan. we discussed if Shonan's foot went out the same time as Toki's foot and found that Toki's foot stayed in. call reversed, Toki wins! AND YOU ALREADY DID THE COCO CHANEL BIT ON DAY 12! WE GOT PLAYOFFS, BABY!"