Day 1: 3 reports Jonokuchi #8 Katsunonishiki (0-0) vs Jonokuchi #7 Minami (0-0) head judge Tamagaki reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that it certainly is! BONUS SUMO! TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO ! INCLUDING THE NEW ONES!" Sandanme #51 Dogo (0-0) vs Sandanme #51 Churafuji (0-0) head judge Tatekawa reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if east went out or not and found that east certainly did go out. call reversed, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE! AWOO " Maegashira #2 Yoshinofuji (0-0) vs Sekiwake Kotoshoho (0-0) head judge Asakayama reports: "ref gave it to Koto. we discussed if (something about a hand) and found that Koto's knee hit first. call reversed, Yoshi wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" --- Day 2: 5 reports Jonidan #87 Wakahasegawa (0-0) vs Jonidan #86 Sachinoyama (0-0) head judge Hanaregoma reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that it sure is! bonus sumo! TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO " Jonidan #7 Masakifuji (0-0) vs Jonidan #6 Goseiryu (0-0) head judge Ikazuchi reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that east's body touched out first. call reversed, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" Sandanme #38 Yurikisho (0-0) vs Sandanme #38 Tokinohira (0-0) head judge "Giggles" Oshima reports: "ref gave it to west. we found that it's a draw. bonus sumo! HEY I HEAR URAKAZE IS FEELING LONELY! SOMEONE SHOULD THROW THEIR OPPONENT INTO HIS LAP! AWOO " Makushita #38 Toseiryu (0-0) vs Makushita #38 Obara (0-0) head judge Futagoyama reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that west's body hit first. call stands, east wins. NOW THAT MITA'S BACK I GET TO HAVE HAIR AGAIN! AWOO " Makushita #20 Kakueizan (0-0) vs Makushita #20 Ikarigata (0-0) head judge Futagoyama reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if west's body stayed in and found that west's body did stay in! call reversed, west wins. DON'T FORGET TO LIKE, COMMENT, SHARE, SUBSCRIBE, RING THAT BELL, HYDRATE, EAT YOUR VEGETABLES AND AWOO !" Maegashira #10 Asanoyama (1-0) vs Maegashira #10 Hakunofuji (0-1) head judge Asakayama reports: "ref gave it to Asa. we discussed if Asa's heel went out or not and found that Asa's heel went out. call reversed, Haku wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS ROCK! (did i say that right? i'm new at this)" --- Day 3: 2 reports Makushita #36 Ikazuchido (1-0) vs Makushita #37 Anhibiki (1-0) head judge Ajigawa reports: "ref gave it to west. west's foot and east's body went out at the same time. RUN IT AGAIN! TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" Makushita #36 Ikazuchido (1-0) vs Makushita #37 Anhibiki (1-0) head judge Ajigawa reports: "hello again! ref gave it to west. we discussed if it's a draw and found that east's foot went out first. call stands, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO !" --- Day 4: (partial) 1 report Jonidan #34 Hidano (0-1) vs Jonidan #35 Umeyama (0-1) head judge Hidenoyama reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if it's a draw and found that it's a draw! bonus sumo! TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE! AWOO " --- Day 5: 5 reports Jonokuchi #2 Wakaarata (1-1) vs Jonokuchi #1 Azumayama (1-1) head judge Takekuma reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that east's body went out first, call rev- wait.. west's body went out first. call stands, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" Jonidan #101 Okuniyama (0-2) vs Jonokuchi #2 Kazenohana (0-2) head judge Takekuma reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that east [middy talks over it]. call stands, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS SAY HUSH, CAT!" Sandanme #36 Izumifuji (1-1) vs Sandanme #35 Daigoyama (1-1) head judge Sanoyama reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if west's foot went out and found that it did not. call stands, west wins. NEW TUNNEL SHIMPS SAY AWOO " Makushita #36 Ikazuchido (1-1) vs Makushita #38 Toseiryu (1-1) head judge Kiyomigata reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that east stayed in longest. call stands, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" Juryo #12 Hitoshi (2-2) vs Juryo #14 Tochitaikai (2-2) head judge Onoe reports: "ref gave it to Hitoshi. Hitoshi hit the deck first so call reversed, Tochi wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO AND CHAT SHOULD TOO!" --- Day 6: 4 reports Makushita #19 Osanai (2-0) vs Makushita #20 Ikarigata (2-0) head judge Tamagaki reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that east's body went out first or something idk. call reversed, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO !" Juryo #10 Tohakuryu (3-2) vs Juryo #14 Enho (5-0) head judge Asakayama reports: "ref gave it to Tohak. we discussed if Tohak is a dirty hair puller and found that Tohak did not yank hair. call stands, Tohak wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS DISCOURAGE NON-CONSENSUAL KNOT PULLING!" Juryo #5 Tomokaze (2-3) vs Juryo #7 Kagayaki (2-3) head judge Asakayama reports: "ref gave it to Tomo. we discussed if Tomokaze's heel and Kagayaki went out at the same time and found that yes they did! bonus sumo! RUN IT AGAIN! TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" Maegashira #2 Yoshinofuji (2-3) vs Maegashira #1 Takanosho (3-2) head judge Onoe reports: "ref gave it to Yoshi. we discussed if it's a draw and found that it is! RUN IT AGAIN! TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" --- Day 7: 9 reports Jonidan #83 Kyokugosei (3-0) vs Jonidan #86 Chiyonoteru (3-0) head judge Ikazuchi reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if west's foot went out first and found that west did touch out first. call reversed, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO !" Jonidan #79 Chiyokozan (1-2) vs Jonidan #81 Mitsurufuji (1-2) head judge Ikazuchi reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that east went out first. call reversed, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO A SECOND TIME!" Jonidan #62 Kikuchi (2-1) vs Jonidan #62 Daigozakura (2-1) head judge Ikazuchi reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that west's hand hit first. call stands, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS CAN AWOO ALL DAY!" Jonidan #4 Hikarumusashi (2-1) vs Jonidan #5 Ayanofuji (2-1) head judge "Giggles" Oshima reports: "ref gave it to west. we found that east's foot went out first. call stands, west wins. URAKAZE IS LONELY AND NEEDS SOME VISITS FROM FLYING RIKISHI!" Sandanme #73 Tokazan (2-1) vs Sandanme #69 Dairaido (2-1) head judge Futagoyama reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if west's body went out first and found that it did. call reversed, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS SAY LEAVE TAMAGAKI ALONE!" Sandanme #72 Terutaka (0-3) vs Sandanme #67 Tsukubayama (0-3) head judge Futagoyama reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if it's a draw and found that east's body fell first. call stands, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO !" Sandanme #64 Hakuda (3-0) vs Sandanme #66 Otsuna (3-0) head judge Futagoyama reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if it's a draw and found that east's body fell first. call stands, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS SAY HANG IN THERE TAMAGAKI! AWOO " Juryo #8 Shirokuma (1-5) vs Juryo #6 Meisei (2-4) head judge "Coconuts" Kokonoe reports: "ref gave it to Meisei. we discussed if Meisei's foot went out first and found that Meisei's foot did indeed touch out first. call reversed, Shirokuma wins. AND STOP BLOODY CALLING ME COCONUTS! AWOO " Juryo #1 Onokatsu (3-3) vs Juryo #4 Kyokukaiyu (4-2) head judge "Coconuts" Kokonoe reports: "ref gave it to Kyoku. we found that Kyok's foot went out first. call reversed, Ono wins. AND STOP BLOODY CALLING ME COCONUTS! GRRR!" --- Day 8: 6 reports Sandanme #74 Kayatoiwa (1-2) vs Sandanme #72 Hagane (1-2) head judge Tokitsukaze reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if east stayed in and found that east's foot stayed in. call reversed, east wins. RUN" Sandanme #67 Tomiyutaka (2-1) vs Sandanme #68 Shunta (2-1) head judge Ajigawa reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that east stayed in longest. call stands, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS ENCOURAGE REGULAR EXERCISE INCLUDING RUNNING! AWOO " Sandanme #38 Yurikisho (2-1) vs Sandanme #36 Chiyotaiho (2-1) head judge Ajigawa reports: "ref gave it to west. we found west hit first. call sucked eggs, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" Sandanme #19 Chiyotaiyo (1-2) vs Sandanme #17 Wakenokaze (1-2) head judge Ajigawa reports: "i know you find us annoying, but we've got something to say: ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that east's toe went out first. call reversed, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS ARE TASTIFIED!" Makushita #59 Fujiazuma (2-1) vs Makushita #59 Shunrai (2-1) head judge Naruto reports: "what in the hell, mans.. ref is giving it to west. we are discussing if it is draw and we are finding that west is falling first. call is reversing, east is winning. TUNNEL SHIMPS ARE AWOO -ING!" Maegashira #11 Ura (5-2) vs Maegashira #15 Tobizaru (6-1) head judge Asakayama reports: "DID YOU SEE THAT!? anyway, ref gave it to Tobi. we discussed if Tobi's foot touched out the same time as the top of Ura's foot and found that it was a draw! RUN IT AGAIN! TUNNEL SHIMPS COULD NEVER RULE AS MUCH AS THAT MATCH!" --- Day 9: 2 reports Sandanme #19 Kawamura (2-2) vs Sandanme #17 Wakenokaze (2-2) head judge Tateyama reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if west's body and east's hand touched out at the same time and found that west's hand was out first. call reversed, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO !" Ozeki Kotozakura (2-6) vs Maegashira #4 Gonoyama (6-2) head judge Onoe reports: "ref gave it to Gono. [pauses for dramatic effect] Koto's foot went out first. call stands, Gono wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO !" --- Day 10: 2 reports Sandanme #79 Goseimaru (1-3) vs Jonidan #2 Seki (1-3) head judge Sanoyama reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that it sure is! RUN IT AGAIN! TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO -LE!" Makushita #25 Dewataikai (1-3) vs Makushita #24 Oshoryu (1-1-2) head judge Takekuma reports: "we discussed if east pulled west's knot and found that hair was not pulled. call stands, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS DISCOURAGE NON-CONSENSUAL KNOT PULLING!" --- Day 11: 9 reports Jonidan #67 Takasu (3-2) vs Jonidan #70 Shimogama (3-2) head judge Tatekawa reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if west yanked hair and found that they didn't. call stands, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS DISCOURAGE NON-CONSENSUAL KNOT PULLING!" Jonidan #12 Ikazuchishu (3-2) vs Jonidan #15 Kaishinmaru (3-2) head judge "Crash Mat" Urakaze reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if it's a draw and found that east's heel went out first. call stands, west wins. HEY, I'M NOT A CRASH MAT!" Sandanme #30 Yoshiyasu (3-2) vs Sandanme #27 Kiyonohana (3-2) head judge Tamagaki reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if east's ?? went out and found that east's hand hit first. call reversed, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" Sandanme #2 Goseizan (4-1) vs Sandanme #9 Rinko (4-1) head judge "Other Crash Mat" Tamagaki reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that west was airborne first. call stands, east wins. HEY! I'M NOT A CRASH MAT EITHER!" Makushita #32 Daimasakari (4-1) vs Makushita #28 Ryuho (4-1) head judge Onaruto reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if it's a draw and found that east went out first. call stands, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS ARE ECHOEY AS HECK TODAY!" Makushita #12 Kurohimeyama (3-2) vs Makushita #5 Daikosho (3-2) head judge Onaruto reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if it's a draw and found that east went out first. call stands, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS SOUND LIKE THEY LIVE IN A GIANT BUCKET!" Juryo #12 Hitoshi (5-5) vs Makushita #4 Gojinyu (3-2) head judge Onoe reports: "ref gave it to Goj. we found that Goj went out first. call reversed, Tosh wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS ARE TESTING COOL NEW REVERB PEDALS, LOL!" Juryo #5 Kitanowaka (5-5) vs Juryo #2 Takerufuji (6-4) head judge Onoe reports: "ref gave it to Taker. we discussed if it's a draw and found that call stands, Taker wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS ARE CONSIDERING A STRYMON BLUESKY FOR THAT SWEET REVERB!" Maegashira #8 Oshoma (5-5) vs Maegashira #13 Kotoeiho (8-2) head judge Asakayama reports: "ref gave it to Koto. we discussed if it's a draw and found that Osho touched out first. call stands, Koto wins. ONE MORE MONO-II AND WE GOT DOUBLE DIGITS!" --- Day 12: 7 matches Sandanme #42 Toukiryu (1-4) vs Sandanme #45 Asaobora (1-4) head judge Hanaregoma reports: "ref gave it to west. something about heels and feet and aaa-RUN IT AGAIN! TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO -LE!" Sandanme #27 Asakoki (2-3) vs Sandanme #25 Harunishiki (2-3) head judge Hanaregoma reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that west fell first. call stands, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO -LE!" Sandanme #1 Koki (1-4) vs Sandanme #5 Tenshoma (1-4) head judge Ikazuchi reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it was a draw and found that west fell first. call stands, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS PUT IN A VOTE FOR WOLFWALKERS! AWOO " Makushita #39 Tatsubayama (4-1) vs Makushita #41 Gyotoku (4-1) head judge Ikazuchi reports: "we discussed if east's foot did a stupid and found that it's all good. call east, stands wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS ALSO GIVE PROPS TO NIGHTBITCH AS AN EXCELLENT WEREDOG MOVIE! AWOO " Juryo #14 Enho (7-4) vs Juryo #3 Hatsuyama (3-8) head judge Asakayama reports: "ref gave it to Enho. we discussed if Enho's body went out before Hat's foot and found that ENho was airborne first. call reversed, Hat wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO -LE!" Juryo #2 Sadanoumi (4-7) vs Juryo #5 Kitanowaka (aka Dave) (5-6) head judge Asakayama reports: "we're back! ref gave it to Dave. we discussed if Dave's foot went out and found that Dave did the forbidden steppy! call reversed, Sada wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS GETTING THEIR EXERCISE IN TODAY!" Sekiwake Atamifuji (5-6) vs Maegashira #6 Fujiseiun (5-6) head judge "Cocoa Free" Onoe reports: "ref gave it to Fuji. we discussed if it's a draw because feet went out and YO RUN IT AGAIN! TUNNEL SHIMPS WOULD ALSO LIKE TO SUBMIT GINGER SNAPS AND DOG SOLDIERS AS EXCELLENT WEREWOLF MOVIES!" --- Day 13: (partial) 3 reports Juryo #7 Kagayaki (4-8) vs Juryo #13 Okaryu (3-9) head judge "Coconuts" Kokonoe reports: "ref gave it to Kags. we discussed if it's a draw and found that Kag's foot went out the same time that Oka went airbone. RUN IT AGAIN! AND STOP CALLING ME COCONUTS! AWOO " Juryo #3 Dewanoryu (4-8) vs Juryo #10 Tohakuryu (5-7) head judge "Coconuts" Kokonoe reports: "ref gave it to Tohak. we discussed if Tohak just broke his own record for most career disqualifications ever by yanking Dewa's topknot, and we are happy to advise that YEP. Congratulations Tohak! TUNNEL SHIMPS CONTINUE TO DISCOURAGE NON-CONSENSUAL KNOT PULLING!" Ozeki Kirishima (10-2) vs Maegashira #13 Kotoeiho (10-2) head judge Asakayama reports: "ref gave it to Koto. we discussed if Koto's hand touched first and found that it did. call reversed, Kiri wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" --- Day 14: 3 reports (partial?) Jonidan #6 Seido (3-3) vs Jonidan #12 Ikazuchishu (3-3) head judge Tateyama reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if east went out first and found that it did! call reversed, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" Makushita #43 Yonezawaryu (3-3) vs Makushita #38 Obara (3-3) head judge Hidenoyama reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if east's foot went out and found that east's foot did a silly. call reversed, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO -LE!" Maegashira #6 Churanoumi (8-5) vs Maegashira #4 Gonoyama (8-5) head judge Asakayama reports: "ref gave it to Chura. we discussed if it's a draw and found that Gono went out first. call stands, Chura wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO -LE!" --- Day 15: (partial?) in progress Jonidan #57 Anryukai (5-1) vs Jonidan #41 Ikazuchihayate (5-1) head judge Kiyomigata reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if east fell first or something and found that west's body stayed in. call stands, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" Sandanme #74 Fukutsuumi (4-2) vs Jonidan #1 Daikinryu (4-2) head judge Kiyomigata reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if east's foot went out and found that east stayed in. call stands, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO !" Sandanme #53 Hakuonada (4-2) vs Sandanme #56 Araoyama (4-2) head judge Takekuma reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if east's foot went out first and found that it did! call reversed, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS ARE SUPERSONIC AWOO -ING!"