Day 1: 3 reports (complete) Makushita #53 Tochiseiryu (0-0) vs Makushita #53 Ohata (0-0) head judge "Curly" Tatekawa reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if it's a draw and found that it's a draw. BONUS SUMO! TUNNEL SHIMPS MISSED YOU ALL! AWOO !" Makushita #46 Nihonyanagi (0-0) vs Makushita #47 Anhibiki (0-0) head judge "Curly" Tatekawa reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if it's a draw and found that west fell first. call reversed, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS NOTE IT IS PRONOUNCED SA-SHI-CHI-GA-EH!" Maegashira #7 Oshoma (0-0) vs Maegashira #7 Hakunofuji (0-0) head judge "Coconuts" Kokonoe reports: "ref gave it to Osho. we discussed if it's a draw and found that Osho's foot stayed in. call stands, Osho wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS SHOUTING OUT TO ALEX FROM LENSTER, WESTERN AUSTRALIA! AWOO !" --- Day 2: partial? (4 reports) Jonidan #21 Kyokushori (0-0) vs Jonidan #20 Wakahizen (0-0) head judge Hanaregoma reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw, we found west hit first, east is the winner. TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO- LE!" Sandanme #51 Sachinofuji (0-0) vs Sandanme #51 Kumanoryu (0-0) head judge Azumazeki reports: "ok so fancy dress guy gave it to mr west so we talked about if maybe it's a draw and we figure that it's totally a draw so.. bo.. bon... bos.. bonus sumo! ok so the other day i saw a cool beetle and it was all shiny blue and green and it had cool feathers and a long beak oh wait it was a bird, ok bye" Makushita #56 Tenrosei (0-0) vs Makushita #56 Tatsuosho (0-0) head judge Oshima reports: "ref gave it to east. we found that west hit first. call stands, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS SHOW NO FAVOUR TO A FELLOW AWOO - PROMISE!" Makushita #5 Shimanoumi (0-0) vs Makushita #4 Otsuji (0-0) head judge "Coconuts" Kokonoe: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that Otsuji's foot went out. call stands, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS LOVE FOXES! TUNNEL SHIMPS LOVE FOXES!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idJrErksNYk --- Day 3: 2 reports Jonidan #31 Sekizuka (1-0) vs Jonidan #30 Sakai (1-0) head judge Ikazuchi reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if east's knee and west's body went out at the same time and found that west went out first. call stands, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO -LE!" Maegashira #13 Tobizaru (0-2) vs Maegashira #12 Asanoyama (1-1) head judge Takabagagwa reports: "ref gave it to Tobi. we found that Asanoyama's foot got too enthusiastic! Tobi wins it. TUNNEL SHIMPS PRAISE THE GREAT BAGAGWA!" --- Day 4: 6 reports Jonidan #23 Tomiyutaka (1-0) vs Jonidan #22 Daitengu (1-0) head judge Nishonoseki reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that west went out first. call stands, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO -LE!" Jonidan #19 Matsugi (0-1) vs Jonidan #18 Mimurodake (0-1) head judge Nishonoseki reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if it's a draw and found that it sure is!. BONUS SUMO! TUNNEL SHIMPS bluh !" Sandanme #71 Minorufuji (1-0) vs Sandanme #72 Tsugunohana (1-0) head judge Hidenoyama reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that west's elbow hit first. call stands, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS bluh !" Sandanme #59 Kaiyuma (0-1) vs Sandanme #60 Ryuma (0-1) head judge Hidenoyama reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if east's foot went out or not and found that east's foot went out. call reversed, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO -LE!" Sandanme #7 Hodaka (1-0) vs Sandanme #7 Nishiomoto (1-0) head judge Ajigawa reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if west's hand touched first or not and found that west's hand did touch first. call reversed, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS APPRECIATE THAT SWEET GROOVE!" Makushita #19 Kaiseijo (0-1) vs Makushita #18 Chiyotora (0-1) head judge Ajigawa reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that west's hand touched first. call stands, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS LAUGH AT YOUR FEEBLE PROTESTS! AHAHAHAHA!" --- Day 5: (partial?) 3 reports Jonidan #15 Fujimusashi (1-1) vs Jonidan #19 Mihamaumi (1-1) head judge Takekuma reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that west's body hit first. call stands, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO -LE!" Sandanme #2 Wakaikazuchi (1-1) vs Makushita #60 Gohakuun (1-1) head judge Tateyama reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if west's body hit first or not and found that west's hand hit first. call reversed, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" Juryo #3 Daiseizan (2-2) vs Juryo #1 Sadanoumi (2-2) head judge "Coconuts" Kokonoe reports: "ref gave it to Dai. we discussed if it's a draw and found that Dai's.. uh.. foot stayed in. call stands, Dai wins. AND STOP CALLING ME COCONUTS!" --- Day 6: 6 reports Jonidan #100 Motoazuma (0-2) vs Jonidan #97 Daiko (0-2) head judge Tamagaki reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that west's elbow hit first. call stands, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" Jonidan #14 Hamadayama (0-2) vs Jonidan #12 Shinyashiki (0-2) head judge Onaruto reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if east's hand touched first and found that it did. call reversed, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO -LE!" Jonidan #8 Aoifuji (2-0) vs Jonidan #12 Dewanojo (2-0) head judge Onaruto reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if it's a draw and found that east touched first. call stands, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO -LE!" Makushita #19 Kaiseijo (1-1) vs Makushita #17 Daikosho (1-1) head judge Urakaze reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if it's a draw and found that east went airborne first. call stands, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS HAVE WET NAIL VARNISH HERE!" Maegashira #12 Asakoryu (4-1) vs Maegashira #17 Kotoeiho (3-2) head judge Takabagagwa reports: "ref gave it to Koto. we discussed if it's a draw and found that it is a draw! BONUS SUMO! TUNNEL SHIMPS DEDICATE THIS REMATCH TO THE GREAT BAGAGWA!" Maegashira #7 Oshoma (2-3) vs Maegashira #6 Onokatsu (0-3-2) head judge "Coconuts" Kokonoe reports: "ref gave it to Osho. we disqualify Osho for being a dirty hair yanker. TUNNEL SHIMPS DO NOT CONDONE NON-CONSENSUAL KNOT-PULLING!" --- Day 7: (skipped) --- Day 8: (partial) 4 reports Sandanme #2 Wakaikazuchi (2-1) vs Sandanme #6 Daimasakari (2-1) head judge Tanigawa reports: "ref gave it to west. we found that east's foot went out first. call stands, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO- LE!" Makushita #56 Tenrosei (2-1) vs Makushita #57 Kaisho (2-1) head judge Tanigawa reports: "ref gave it to west. we found that east's body went out first. call stands, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS ARE FEELING CUTE AND PERKY TODAY!" Makushita #25 Chiyooga (0-3) vs Makushita #26 Satorufuji (0-3) head judge Tanigawa reports: "ref gave it to west. we found that it's a draw! BONUS SUMO! TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO -LE!" Juryo #13 Shimazuumi (2-5) vs Juryo #11 Toshinofuji (4-3) head judge "Coconuts" Kokonoe reports: "ref gave it to Shima. we discussed if it's a draw and found that it's a draw! BONUS SUMO! TUNNEL SHIMPS CAN BITE YOUR STUPID COCONUTS IN HALF, YOU KNOW! AWOO " --- Day 9: partial (2 reports) Makushita #56 Tenrosei (2-2) vs Makushita #51 Hinataryu (2-2) head judge Naruto reports: "we are finding that west's heel is going out. call stands, east is winning. TUNNEL SHIMPS ARE SICK OF MONO-II FOR TENROSEI MATCHES THIS TOURNAMENT!" Makushita #43 Kiyota (2-2) vs Makushita #44 Tsushimanada (2-2) head judge Naruto reports: "ref is giving it to west. we are discussing if is draw and finding that top of west's foot touching down first. call is reverse, east is winner. TUNNEL SHIMPS ARE AWOO !" --- Day 10: 2 reports Maegashira #6 Ichiyamamoto (4-5) vs Maegashira #9 Tokihayate (4-5) head judge Kumegawa reports: "ref gave it to Yam. we discussed if Yam's body or Toki's foot went out first and found that Toki's foot was out first. call stands, Yam wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO -LE!" Maegashira #3 Oho (3-6) vs Sekiwake Takayasu (6-3) head judge Kumegawa reports: "how come i gotta do all the mono-ii today!? anyway, ref gave it to Oho. we discussed if Oho's hand and Bear's foot went out at the same time and found that they did. BONUS SUMO! TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO -LE AGAIN!" --- Day 11: 5 reports Jonokuchi #7 Kazenohana (1-4) vs Jonokuchi #7 Kyonosato (1-4) head judge Onaruto reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if it's a draw and found that west's knee hit first. call reversed, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO -LE!" Sandanme #50 Izumifuji (3-2) vs Sandanme #46 Tsugaruumi (3-2) head judge Urakaze reports: "bah humbug! ref gave it to west. we discussed if it's a draw and found that it sure is!. BONUS SUMO! TUNNEL SHIMPS SAY SCRAM!" Makushita #43 Kiyota (3-2) vs Makushita #45 Yumenofuji (3-2) head judge Tamagaki reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that it is! BONUS SUMO! TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO -LE!" Makushita #4 Otsuji (2-3) vs Makushita #1 Tochitaikai (2-3) head judge "Coconuts" Kokonoe reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if it's a draw and found that east's foot went out first. call stands, west wins. AND STOP CALLING ME COCONUTS!" Maegashira #15 Mitakeumi (5-5) vs Maegashira #12 Asanoyama (6-4) head judge Kumegawa reports: "ref gave it to Mita. we discussed if Mita's body and Asa's body went out at the same time and found that Mita went out first. call reverse, Asa wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO -LE!" --- Day 12: 1 report Jonidan #42 Kikuryuho (3-2) vs Jonidan #41 Togyokuko (3-2) head judge Oshima reports: "ref gave it to west. we found that west's foot stayed in. call stands, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS LIVE IN A GIANT BUCKET!" --- Day 13: 3 reports Jonidan #36 Ikazuchishu (3-3) vs Jonidan #35 Soseizan (3-3) head judge Tokitsukaze reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed whether it's a draw and found that it sure is! BONUS SUMO! TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO -LE!" Sandanme #27 Matsuda (4-2) vs Sandanme #24 Naya (4-2) head judge Tanigawa reports: "ref gave it to west. we found that west's knee hit first. call reversed, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO -LE!" Juryo #2 Asasuiryu (5-7) vs Juryo #9 Hatsuyama (7-5) head judge Takabagagwa reports: "ref gave it to Big Hat. we discussed whether it's a draw and found that it is! BONUS SUMO! TUNNEL SHIMPS HAIL THE GREAT BAGAGWA!" --- Day 14: 3 reports Jonidan #29 Daibasho (1-5) vs Jonidan #38 Tsurugifuji (1-5) head judge Ajigawa reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed whether it's a draw and found that the top of west's foot touched first. call reversed, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO -LE!" Sandanme #5 Nionoumi (3-3) vs Sandanme #7 Hodaka (3-3) head judge Nishonoseki reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if it's a draw and found that east's body hit first. call stands, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS CAN REVEAL THAT URAKAZE HAS BEEN A WERE-FROG ALL THIS TIME! AWOO " Juryo #11 Kazuma (9-4) vs Juryo #4 Takerufuji (7-6) head judge "Coconuts" Kokonoe reports: "ref gave it to Kazzo. we discussed if it's a draw and found that Takeru's foot went out first. call stands, Kazzo wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS ARE NOT ANY KIND OF TROPICAL TREE FRUIT, THANK YOU!" --- Day 15: 9 reports Jonokuchi #7 Kazenohana (2-4) vs Jonokuchi #10 Hara (2-4) head judge Otowayama reports: "ref gave it to west. we found that west's foot, specifically left foot went out. call reversed, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO -LE!" Jonidan #90 Tsurunoumi (4-2) vs Jonidan #86 Hokutonada (4-2) head judge Otowayama reports: "ref gave it to east. was it a draw? we found that east's heel stayed in. call stands, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS DEMAND TAKOYAKI AFTER THIS!" Sandanme #23 Toshunryu (5-1) vs Sandanme #9 Kaishin (5-1) head judge Takekuma reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed whether it's a draw and found that west's body something something. call east, match wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS CRAVE DELICIOUS OKONOMIYAKI!" Sandanme #9 Chiyotaiyo (2-4) vs Sandanme #12 Hamayutaka (2-4) head judge Takekuma reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed whether it's a draw and found that west's left hand touched first. call stands, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS DEMAND HOT DOGS, OOPS OR OTHERWISE!" Sandanme #2 Harunishiki (2-4) vs Makushita #57 Yamato (2-4) head judge Takekuma reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed whether it's a draw and found that ????? so BONUS SUMO! TUNNEL SHIMPS DEMAND PIZZA TOO! AND LOADED FRIES!" Makushita #25 Chiyooga (1-5) vs Makushita #37 Shimizuumi (1-5) head judge Takekuma reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed whether east ???? and found that east's foot went out! call reversed, west wins! TUNNEL SHIMPS ARE GOING FOR SOME RAMEN!" Juryo #10 Dewanoryu (11-3) vs Juryo #4 Takerufuji (7-7) head judge "Curly" Kumegawa reports: "ref gave it to Taker. we discussed if Taker is a dirty knot yanker and found that he did not engage in non-consensual knot pulling. call stands, Taker wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO -LE!" Juryo #9 Tamashoho (5-9) vs Juryo #2 Tomokaze (6-8) head judge "Curly" Kumegawa reports: "ref gave it to Tomo. we discussed if Tomo is a dirty hair yanker and found that he engaged in non-consensual knot pulling! DISQUALIFICATION! Shark wins! TUNNEL SHIMPS SAY SUPPORT KEWEY AT https://ko-fi.com/keweytanuki - AWOO !" Maegashira #10 Gonoyama (9-5) vs Maegashira #4 Takanosho (9-5) head judge "Coconuts" Kokonoe reports: "ref gave it to Nobdog. we found that Nob's paw went out. call reversed, Gono wins. NOW EVERYONE HURRY UP, WE ARE STILL TWENTY MINUTES BEHIND!"