SPOILERS AHEAD!

Note: We were memeing on werewolves and spooky things all tournament since we won't get to do it in October. I apologise for nothing, except for the pirate one on day 8. And maybe the UWU one on day 7. --Kewey


Day 1: 6 reports

Jonokuchi #13 Sawazaki (0-0) vs Jonokuchi #13 Okuniyama (0-0)
head judge Tamagaki reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw or not and found that west's body went out first maybe and west wins it oh god let this be over TUNNEL SHIMPS HATE THIS."

Jonidan #60 Yamanobe (0-0) vs Jonidan #60 Musashiumi (0-0)
head judge Tamagaki reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if east's heel went out or not and found that east stepped out first. call reversed, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" 

Sandanme #29 Chiyoyamato (0-0) vs Sandanme #29 Toukiryu (0-0)
head judge Tatekawa reports: "to clarify, east stepped out first so west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!"

Sandanme #1 Yamato (0-0) vs Sandanme #1 Akinoyama (0-0)
head judge Urakaze reports: "ref gave it to east. we found that east and west hit at the same time so RUN IT AGAIN! TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!"

Makushita #57 Kotonofuji (0-0) vs Makushita #57 Tenrosei (0-0)
head judge Urakaze reports: "ref gave it to east. east went out first so call reversed, west wins it. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!"

Makushita #21 Fujinoyama (0-0) vs Makushita #20 Hatooka (0-0)
head judge Urakaze reports: "SURPRISE, KIDS! ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that west [streamer talks over the mono-ii]. call stands, east wins! BAH HUMBUG!" 


Day 2 (partial?): 4 reports

Jonidan #51 Shunta (0-0) vs Jonidan #51 Asadoji (0-0)
head judge Azumazeki reports: "ok so fancy bathrobe guy said west won and we talked about if maybe it's a draw and we decided that west stayed in so west wins i guess also i was out walking during the blood moon and i saw a friendly dog and i said here silly doggie and it came over and bit me on the hand so anyway now i'm growing a tail and stuff, ok bye"

Makushita #28 Hokutenkai (0-0) vs Makushita #28 Kaigo (0-0)
head judge Futagoyama reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if east's foot went out during the match and found that it did indeed. call stands, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!"

Maegashira #13 Meisei (1-0) vs Maegashira #11 Roga (1-0)
head judge Kumegawa reports: "ref gave it to Meisei. we discussed if Meisei's hand touched first and found that it did! call reversed, Roga wins. URAKAZE HAS FLEAS!"

Maegashira #3 Atamifuji (1-0) vs Komusubi Aonishiki (0-1)
head judge Takadagawa reports: "ref gave it to Aonishiki. we discussed if it's a draw and found that it's a draw! RUN IT AGAIN! TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!"


Day 3 (partial?): 3 reports

Juryo #11 Kazekeno (1-1) vs Juryo #13 Asanoyama (1-1)
head judge Kumegawa reports: "ref gave it to Asanoyama. we discussed if it was a draw and found that Asa's foot stayed in. call stands, Asa wins. URAKAZE STOP BITING THE OTHER SHIMPAN PLEASE!"

Juryo #11 Asahakuryu (2-0) vs Juryo #9 Tsurugisho (0-2)
head judge Kumegawa reports: "ref gave it to Asahakuryu. we discussed if Asa's foot went out the same time as Geesh went out and found that's the case! RUN IT AGAIN! AND URAKAZE PLEASE TRIM THE FUR GROWING OUT OF YOUR EARS!"

Maegashira #15 Tobizaru (2-0) vs Maegashira #16 Tomokaze (1-1)
head judge Takadagawa reports: "ref gave it to Tomo. we discussed if it's a draw and found that Tobi's foot went out. call stands, Tomo wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS ARE DISTURBED BY YOUR WOLFISH GRIN, TAKEKUMA"


Day 4 (partial?): 5 reports

Jonidan #90 Yoshiazuma (1-0) vs Jonidan #91 Hakuyo (1-0)
head judge Nishonoseki reports: "ref gave it to east. we sniffed around to see if it's a draw and we awoo that west's body went out first. call stands, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS DEMAND SCRITCHES!"

Jonidan #4 Hokutoyoshi (1-0) vs Jonidan #2 Sachinofuji (1-0)
head judge Hidenoyama reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if it's a draw and found that west's hand touched first. call reversed, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS CRAVE RAW MEAT!"

Sandanme #40 Rakanji (1-0) vs Sandanme #41 Marusho (1-0)
head judge Ajigawa reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if it's a draw and found that it's a draw! RUN IT AGAIN! TUNNEL SHIMPS DEMAND SQUEAKY TOYS!"

Sandanme #10 Shoji (0-1) vs Sandanme #8 Asonoyama (0-1)
head judge Naruto reports: "ref is giving win to east. we are discuss if is draw and we are find that east foot is going out first. call is reversed, west is winner. TUNNEL SHIMPS DEMAND A NICE BONE TO CHEW ON!"

Makushita #11 Narutaki (1-0) vs Makushita #10 Inami (1-0)
head judge Takadagawa reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if it's a draw and found that east's elbow hit first. call stands, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOOOOOOO!"


Day 5: 1 report

Juryo #5 Tochitaikai (0-4) vs Juryo #6 Tohakuryu (2-2)
head judge "Coconuts" Kokonoe reports: "awoo! ref gave it to Tochitaikai. we sniffed around to see if it's a draw and it smells like Tochi's paw i mean foot stayed in. call stands, Tochi wins. THERE ARE NO WEREWOLVES IN THE SHIMPAN DEPARTMENT! AND BY NONE, I MEAN SOME! AND STOP CALLING ME COCONUTS! GRRRRR!"


Day 6: 2 reports

Makushita #40 Ryusho (1-1) vs Makushita #38 Mineyaiba (1-1)
head judge Tamagaki reports: "ref gave it to west. we snif-- ahem, we discussed if it's a draw and found that the top of west's paw-- THAT IS TO SAY HIS FOOT went out. call reversed, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS AW-ROOOOOLE!"

Juryo #10 Hakuyozan (2-3) vs Juryo #14 Nishinoryu (3-2)
head judge Kumegawa reports: "ref gave it to Haku. we discussed if Haku's hand hit first and found that Haku's hand hit first. call reversed, Nishi wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!"


Day 7: 5 reports

Sandanme #50 Wakenokaze (2-1) vs Sandanme #53 Shimabukuro (2-1)
head judge "Ticklewolf" Futagoyama reports: "notices your decision OwO what's this? ref gave scritchies to west. we discussed if west's pawsie went out or not and found that west's pawb did a bad. call reversed, east is the best boy! I'M A BIG STRONG WOLFY UWU!"

Sandanme #44 Hakuda (1-2) vs Sandanme #42 Tokazan (1-2)
head judge Futagoyama reports: "um, apologies about before. i'll explain shortly. ref gave it to east. we discussed if east went out first and found that east went out first. call reversed, west wins. TO THAT MISCHIEVOUS TANUKI WHO TRICKED US INTO BELIEVING WE WERE WEREWOLVES ALL WEEK, HA HA VERY FUNNY!"

Makushita #22 Hanaoka (2-1) vs Makushita #24 Hananoumi (2-1)
head judge "MilkyWhiskers" Hanaregoma reports: "prr-prr! ref gave churu to west. we meowed about if it's a draw and decided east's paw went out first. we do not knock the call off the bench, west wins! HEY! DID THAT TANUKI GET LOOSE AGAIN? HISSSS!"

Juryo #14 Nishinoryu (4-2) vs Juryo #11 Asahakuryu (5-1)
head judge Takadagawa reports: "ref gave it to Nishi. we discussed if it's a draw and found that it's a draw! RUN IT AGAIN! TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE! That is all."

Maegashira #17 Hitoshi (2-4) vs Maegashira #14 Asakoryu (2-4)
head judge "Coconuts" Kokonoe reports: "ref gave it to Asa. we discussed if it's a draw and found that it's a draw! RUN IT AGAIN! AND STOP CALLING ME COCONUTS!"


Day 8: 8 reports

Jonidan #90 Yamadaumi (1-2) vs Jonidan #87 Daibasho (1-2)
head judge Takasago reports: "ref gave it to east. we determined east's foot went out. call reversed, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!"

Jonidan #50 Hienriki (1-2) vs Jonidan #51 Shunta (1-2)
head judge Tokitsukaze reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if it's a draw and found that east's body went out first. call stands, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!"

Sandanme #66 Asahabataki (1-2) vs Sandanme #65 Akatora (1-2)
head judge "Dread Pirate" Tanigawa reports: "yarr! the scurvy ref gave a piece of eight to east. we found that east gets the booty! YO-HO, YO-HO, THE SHIMPIN' LIFE FOR ME!"

Sandanme #31 Chiyosakae (0-3) vs Sandanme #41 Tosashimizu (0-3)
head judge Tanigawa reports: "i am no longer a pirate. anyway, ref gave it to east. we found that east's heel went out. call reversed, west wins. AWOO I MEAN TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO I MEAN TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" 

Makushita #42 Daishinkai (2-1) vs Makushita #40 Ryusho (2-1)
head judge Ikazuchi reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if it's a draw and found that it sure is! RUN IT AGAIN! WILL SOMEONE BRING AZUMAZEKI A CHEW TOY PLEASE?"

Makushita #36 Shimizuumi (3-0) vs Makushita #41 Tokunomusashi (3-0)
head judge Ikazuchi reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that it sure is! RUN IT AGAIN AGAIN! AZUMAZEKI PLEASE STOP SNIFFING THE GUESTS!"

Makushita #12 Satorufuji (1-2) vs Makushita #17 Kurohimeyama (1-2)
head judge Ikazuchi reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if east's hand and west's foot went out at the same time and found that west's foot went out first! call stands, east wins. OK AZUMAZEKI YOU CAN GO AWOO IN THE TUNNELS NOW!"

Maegashira #8 Kinbozan (2-5) vs Maegashira #5 Ichiyamamoto (2-5)
head judge Takadagawa reports: "ref gave it to Kinbo. we discussed if it's a draw and found that call stands, Kinbo wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS FEEL MUCH BETTER NOW!"


Day 9: 8 reports

Jonokuchi #17 Tosoumi (3-1) vs Jonokuchi #19 Suetomi (3-1)
head judge Hidenoyama reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that west's knee went out first. call stands, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!"

Jonidan #100 Futagawa (2-2) vs Jonidan #96 Azumanami (2-2)
head judge Hidenoyama reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that west's knee touched down first. call stands, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS ARE NOT VAMPIRES AND LOVE THE SUN!"

Jonidan #86 Shimogama (3-1) vs Jonidan #92 Chiyotsurugi (3-1)
head judge Hidenoyama reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that it's a draw!. RUN IT AGAIN! TUNNEL SHIMPS THINK GARLIC IS TASTY AND ENJOY DRINKING WINE!"

Jonidan #38 Daitenshin (2-2) vs Jonidan #36 Fujimusashi (2-2)
head judge Ajigawa reports: "ref gave it to east. we found that west went out first, call reversed... (confused noises from everyone, long pause)... east went out first. call reversed, west wins. SORRY, WEREWOLVES CAN'T TELL EAST FROM WEST!"

Jonidan #23 Reonmaru (1-3) vs Jonidan #26 Kaihiryu (1-3)
head judge Ajigawa reports: "ok. i got this. ref gave it to east... we discussed if it's.. uh.. a draw we found that west's foot went out. call stands, east wins. YAY I DID IT!"

Sandanme #61 Yumenofuji (3-1) vs Sandanme #57 Ryutsukasa (3-1)
head judge Naruto reports: "referee is giving it to west. we were discussing if is draw and we were finding that west's hand went out first. call is reversed, east is winning. THE TUNNEL SHIMPS ARE RULING!"

Sandanme #31 Ikazuchido (3-1) vs Sandanme #23 Daihisho (3-1)
head judge Naruto reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that east's body flew out first. call reversed, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS COOK DELICIOUS YOGHURT DISHES!"

Sandanme #14 Nishiomoto (2-2) vs Sandanme #18 Hamanoumi (2-2)
head judge Naruto reports: "ref gave it to east. we found that east's hand went out first. call reversed, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS ENJOY SILVER AND FULL MOONS HAVE NO EFFECT ON US, HONEST!"


Day 10: 5 reports

Jonidan #100 Aratobi (1-3) vs Jonidan #102 Yamada (1-3)
head judge Otowayama reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that east's foot went out. call reversed, west wins it. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!"

Jonidan #18 Boshuyama (1-3) vs Jonidan #16 Daitensho (1-3)
head judge Tateyama reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if east is a dirty hair yanker and found that he is not. call stands, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS BOTH AWOO AND RULE!"

Sandanme #69 Mikinosato (1-3) vs Sandanme #73 Souga (1-3)
head judge Kiyomigata reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if east's body went out and found that east's body did go out first. call reversed, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS R AWOO OOLE!"

Sandanme #62 Onokura (1-3) vs Sandanme #59 Sunasaka (1-3)
head judge Kiyomigata reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if west's body fell first and found that it certainly did. call reversed, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!"

Sandanme #22 Wakaikazuchi (2-2) vs Sandanme #19 Toshoyama (2-2)
head judge Kiyomigata reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if it's a draw and found that west's body.. sorry, call stands, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS ARE NOT FLEAS FOR GOING AWOO !"


Day 11: 5 reports

Jonokuchi #17 Tosoumi (4-1) vs Jonokuchi #22 Wakasa (4-1)
head judge "Curly" Tatekawa reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if east's body went down first or not and found that east's body did indeed go down first. call reversed, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!"

Jonokuchi #12 Kototerao (2-3) vs Jonokuchi #13 Okuniyama (2-3)
head judge "Curly" Tatekawa reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if east's body went down first or not and found that east's body did indeed go down first. call reversed, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS ARE GETTING DEJA VU!"

Sandanme #79 Kitanosho (4-1) vs Sandanme #68 Oginohama (4-1)
head jduge Tamagaki reports: "ref gave it to wets .we discussed if it's a draw and found that it's a draw. RUN ITA GAIN! TUNENLS IIMPS WERE IN A NOTHER TAB!"

Sandanme #35 Kisenoumi (2-3) vs Sandanme #38 Hokutosakae (2-3)
head judge Tamagaki reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if east's body went out or not and found that east's body did indeed go out. call reversed, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS EYES ARE BRIGHT, TUNNEL SHIMPS FANGS ARE SHARP! AWOO ETC!"

Makushita #52 Bushozan (4-1) vs Sandanme #2 Oyamatoumi (4-1)
head judge Onaruto reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that east's body fell first. call reversed, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS ROCK AND RULE! RIP NELVANA!"


Day 12: 4 reports

Jonidan #49 Hishuyama (1-4) vs Jonidan #59 Urutora (1-4)
head judge Futagoyama reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that it's a draw. RUN IT AGAIN! TUNNEL SHIMPS' SPOONS ARE TOO BIG!"

Jonidan #27 Matsuda (3-2) vs Jonidan #29 Oshozan (3-2)
head judge Futagoyama reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if east's heel went out and found that it did. call reversed, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS ARE A BANANA!"

Sandanme #17 Ohata (3-2) vs Sandanme #15 Goseizan (3-2)
head judge Hanaregoma reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and we found that during the match west's foot went out. call stands, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS LIVE IN A GIANT BUCKET!"

Sandanme #1 Yamato (3-2) vs Sandanme #4 Chiyodaigo (3-2)
head judge Azumazeki reports: "ok so fancy bathrobe guy said west won the match but we talked about if maybe it's a draw but ok so we figure that east went out first so um west wins like the guy said i guess, also i saw that friendly dog from last week again and he said i was a good boy then i don't remember what happened next but i woke up in the zoo naked this morning with some other friendly doggies, ok bye"


Day 13: 3 reports

Jonokuchi #6 Daiko (3-3) vs Jonokuchi #13 Sawazaki (3-3)
head judge Tokitsukaze reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found west's hand touched first. call stands, east wins."

Makushita #13 Tochimusashi (3-3) vs Makushita #9 Shohoryu (3-3)
head judge Takadagawa reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if it's a draw and found that west's hand touched first. call reversed, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO I MEAN RULE!"

Maegashira #10 Daieisho (6-6) vs Maegashira #14 Asakoryu (5-7)
head judge "Coconuts" Kokonoe reports: "ref gave it to Daidai. we discussed if it's a draw and found that Dai's body went out first. call reversed, Asa wins. AND STOP CALLING ME COCONUTS OR I'LL BITE YOU! I MEAN.. UH.. STOP CALLING ME COCONUTS!"


Day 14: 6 reports

Jonidan #97 Sanukiryu (3-3) vs Jonidan #100 Futagawa (3-3)
head judge Ajigawa reports: "ref gave it to west. we determined it's a draw - RUN IT AGAIN! TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!"

Sandanme #74 Gonowaka (5-1) vs Sandanme #68 Oginohama (5-1)
head judge Nishonoseki reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if east's foot went out or not and found that east's foot stayed in. call stands, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO LE!"

Sandanme #62 Onokura (3-3) vs Sandanme #64 Kanryu (3-3)
head judge Nishonoseki reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if it's a draw and found that it sure is! RUN IT AGAIN! TUNNEL SHIMPS STILL AWOO LE!"

Makushita #47 Yonezawaryu (3-3) vs Makushita #51 Hoshuzan (3-3)
head judge Hidenoyama reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if during the match the east's foot went out and found that east's foot did not go out. call stands, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS BIKUBIKU~!"

Makushita #21 Asashiyu (2-4) vs Makushita #20 Hatooka (2-4)
head judge Hidenoyama reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if east's foot went out or not and found that it didn't i think because the streamer talked over that part. call stands, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS BIKUBIKU~!"

Maegashira #14 Sadanoumi (5-8) vs Maegashira #10 Churanoumi (8-5)
head judge Kumegawa reports: "ref called it for Chura. we discussed if Chura's foot went out and we found that Chura stepped out first so call reversed, Sada wins it. TUNNEL SHIMPS ARE BIG STINKY DUMB DUMB BUTT SNIFFER POOPY HEADS!"


Day 15: 5 reports

Jonidan #71 Kazeoka (4-2) vs Jonidan #67 Asashorei (4-2)
head judge Tateyama reports: "ref called it for east. we discussed if east's foot went out and we found that it didn't. call stands, east wins. MOTHER SHIMP GOES QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK, BUT ONLY FOUR TUNNEL SHIMPS CAME BACK!"

Jonidan #57 Mimurodake (2-4) vs Jonidan #60 Yamanobe (2-4)
head judge Kiyomigata reports: "ref called it for east. we discussed if east's body fell first and found that it didn't. call stands, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO LE!"

Juryo #1 Daiseizan (6-8) vs Juryo #7 Tamashoho (4-10)
head judge Kumegawa reports: "ref called it for Dai. we discussed if Dai's heel went out or not, we found that it didn't go out. call stands, Daiseizan wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS SAY THANKS FOR SUPPORTING KEWEY THIS TOURNAMENT!"

Maegashira #16 Tomokaze (9-5) vs Maegashira #10 Churanoumi (8-6)
head judge Takadagawa reports: "ref called it for Chura. we discussed if it's a draw and found that Tomo's body was airborne first. call stands, Chura wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS AWOO LE FOREVER!"

Yokozuna Onosato (13-1) vs Yokozuna Hoshoryu (12-2)
head judge "Coconuts" Kokonoe reports: "ref called it for Ono. we discussed if Ono's foot stayed in and found that Ono's foot stayed in. call stands, Ono wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS COULD NOT RULE AS MUCH AS THIS FINALE! AWOO WE OUT!"