NOTE: Match spoilers for July 2025 tournament!


Day 1 (partial?):

Jonidan #92 Chiyotensho (0-0) vs Jonidan #91 Urutora (0-0)
head judge Urakaze reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that the call stands even though some noisy cat meowed over the mono-ii result. east wins! TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!"

Jonidan #78 Wakajin (0-0) vs Jonidan #78 Kosei (0-0)
head judge Urakaze reports: "ref gave it to west. we found that west went airborne first so call reversed, east wins it! TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!"

Maegashira #5 Hiradoumi (0-0) vs Maegashira #4 Tamawashi (0-0)
head judge "Coconuts" Kokonoe reports: "ref gave it to Hirado. we found that Hirado's heel went out first so call reversed, Tom wins. AND STOP BLOODY CALLING ME COCONUTS!"


Day 2 (partial?):

Jonidan #85 Motokiyama (0-0) vs Jonidan #84 Mitsurufuji (0-0)
head judge Futagoyama reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if it's a draw and found that east's body hit first. call stands, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!"

Jonidan #64 Koseiryu (0-0) vs Jonidan #63 Uchima (0-0)
head judge Futagoyama reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if east's body fell first and found that it did indeed. call reversed, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!"

Sandanme #63 Kisenoumi (0-0) vs Sandanme #63 Takabayama (0-0)
head judge Azumazeki reports: "so uh fancy robe guy gave it to west guy but we talked about if maybe it's a draw and we decided west stayed in so call stands and west guy is the winner also i saw a cool turtle in a pond today and he was eating some nagoya crumbed chicken but he threw it back up, ok bye"

Sandanme #41 Kotodairyu (0-0) vs Sandanme #40 Wakatakamoto (0-0)
head judge Azumazeki reports: "so uh fancy robe guy gave it to east guy but we talked about.. the hand.. uh.. if maybe it's a draw and we decided... uh.. east's hand and west touched at the same time so run it again! also the cool turtle swam away when he saw me and he splashed me and i got scared but i'm ok now, ok bye"

Makushita #25 Osanai (0-0) vs Makushita #25 Shiroma (0-0)
head judge Oshima reports: "ref gave it to east. we found that east's foot and west's body went out at the same time. run it again! ALSO URAKAZE CROPDUSTED US!"

Maegashira #5 Meisei (0-1) vs Maegashira #4 Tamawashi (1-0)
head judge Kumegawa reports: "ref gave it to Meisei. we discussed if Tom's foot stayed in and found that Meisei's foot touched out first. call reversed, Tom wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!"


Day 3 (partial?)

Sandanme #27 Marusho (1-0) vs Sandanme #29 Tenei (1-0)
head judge Takasago reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if west's.. er.. uhmm.. sorry.. ref gave it to west. we found that east went out first so call stands, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!"


Day 4 (partial)

Makushita #42 Kototsubasa (0-1) vs Makushita #43 Daimasakari (0-1)
head judge Ajigawa reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that east went out first. call reversed, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!"

Makushita #25 Osanai (0-1) vs Makushita #26 Tendozan (0-1)
head judge Ajigawa reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if west's foot went out or not and found that it did. call reversed, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!"

Makushita #10 Toseiryu (1-0) vs Makushita #10 Kamito (1-0)
head judge Kumegawa reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if it's a draw and found that east's body hit first. west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!"

Yokozuna Hoshoryu (1-2) vs Maegashira #2 Abi (2-1)
head judge "Pineapple" Kokonoe reports: "ref gave it to Hosh. we found that Hosh's heel touched out. call reversed, Abi wins. AND STOP BLOODY CALLING ME... wait what?"


Day 5: no judge decisions


Day 6 (partial)

Jonidan #87 Ai (1-1) vs Jonidan #86 Futagawa (1-1)
head judge Tamagaki reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if it's a draw and found that it's a draw! SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION! uh i mean TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!"

Sandanme #20 Kassho (2-0) vs Sandanme #18 Murayama (2-0)
head judge "Curly" Tatekawa reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that east's elbow hit first. call reversed, west wins. YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR CHAINS uh that is to say TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!"

Juryo #14 Miyanokaze (4-1) vs Juryo #12 Otsuji (1-4)
head judge "Coconuts" Kokonoe reports: "ref gave it to Miya. we discussed if it's a draw and found that Otsuji's foot went out first. call stands, Miyanokaze wins it. AND STOP TRYING TO START A COMMUNIST REVOLUTION!" 


Day 7 (partial?)

Jonidan #57 Tatsuosho (3-0) vs Jonidan #50 Minorufuji (3-0)
head judge Azumazeki reports: "ok so fancy bathrobe guy gave it to east but we had a talk about if east yanked hair and we figure he didn't so east wins also i saw a cool bird today but it chirped at me kinda funny and i threw up, ok bye"

Sandanme #1 Tokunomusashi (2-1) vs Sandanme #7 Ryuji (2-1)
head judge Futagoyama reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if it's a draw and we found that east's foot went out. call stands, west wins. LIKE SHARE SUBSCRIBE RING THAT BELL AND CATCH US ON NEBULA!"

Makushita #54 Ikarigata (3-0) vs Makushita #53 Naya (3-0)
head judge Futagoyama reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and we found that west's foot touched out first. call stands, east wins. WE GOT MORE SUSCRIBERS THAN THE OFFICIAL SUMO CHANNEL TOO BAYBEEEE!"

Makushita #29 Chiyonoo (0-3) vs Makushita #33 Akiyoshi (0-3)
head judge Futagoyama reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if west's foot and east's body went out at the same time and found that they did! run it again! I'M OUT OF YOUTUBE JOKES! TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!"


Day 8 (partial?)

Jonidan #40 Kazeoka (1-2) vs Jonidan #36 Amidaishin (1-2)
head judge Takasago reports: "ref gave it to east. we determined it's a draw so run it again! TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!"

Jonidan #40 Kazeoka (1-2) vs Jonidan #36 Amidaishin (1-2)
head judge Takasago reports: "these guys again?! oh well. ref gave it to east. we determined west stepped out first so call stands, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!"

Sandanme #73 Yurikisho (3-0) vs Sandanme #80 Yumenofuji (3-0)
head judge Tokitsukaze reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if east's hand and west's body went out at the same time and determined that they did! run it again! TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!"

Sandanme #36 Oginohama (0-3) vs Sandanme #51 Shimanishiki (0-3)
head judge Tokitsukaze reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that it is! RUN IT AGAIN! MEN I TRUST ALSO RULES!"

Makushita #60 Ryusho (2-1) vs Sandanme #2 Bushozan (2-1)
head judge Tanigawa reports: "ref gave it to east. we found that east's knee.. uh.. didn't touch. call stands, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!"

Makushita #27 Daishomaru (1-2) vs Makushita #29 Kaiseijo (1-2)
head judge Tanigawa reports: "ref gave it to west. we found that east went out first so call stands, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!"

Makushita #12 Kazenoumi (1-2) vs Makushita #13 Hatooka (1-2)
head judge Takadagawa reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that it is! RUN IT AGAIN! THERE ARE TOO MANY As IN MY NAME!"

Maegashira #16 Kayo (0-7) vs Maegashira #14 Fujinokawa (5-2)
head judge "Coconuts" Kokonoe reports: "ref gave it to Kayo. we discussed if it's a draw and found that Kayo stayed in just fine. call stands, Kayo wins. AND STOP BLOODY CALLING ME COCONUTS!"


Day 9 (partial)

Sandanme #49 Seigo (3-1) vs Sandanme #52 Dogo (3-1)
head judge Ajigawa reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if west's foot went out or not and found that east went out first. call stands, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" 

Sandanme #37 Kazeeidai (4-0) vs Sandanme #30 Anhibiki (4-0)
head judge Ajigawa reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if it's a draw and found that east's hand hit first. call stands, west wins. THE OWLS ARE NOT WHAT THEY SEEM!"

Makushita #39 Hinataryu (4-0) vs Makushita #40 Yago (4-0)
head judge Naruto reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if it is draw and found that east went out first. call stands, west wins it. TUNNEL SHIMPS ARE RULING!"

Makushita #19 Nobehara (1-1-2) vs Makushita #13 Fujinoyama (1-3)
head judge Naruto reports: "ref gave it to east man. we discussed if it was draw and found that west's hand is touching first. call is standing, east is winning. TUNNEL SHIMPS ARE RULING!"

Juryo #8 Kazekeno (4-4) vs Juryo #4 Shirokuma (0-8)
head judge "Blueberries" Kokonoe reports: "ref gave it to Kaze. we discussed if it's a draw and found that Kaze's body went out first. call reversed, Bear wins. AND STOP BLOODY CALLING ME COCO-- WHAT DO BLUEBERRIES HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?!"

Juryo #7 Kagayaki (4-4) vs Juryo #3 Tamashoho (4-4)
head judge "Coco Pops" Kokonoe reports: "ref gave it to Kags. we discussed if it's a draw and found that Kags foot stayed in. call stands, Kags wins. COCO POPS ARE OK I GUESS!"


Day 10 (partial?)

Jonidan #96 Fujinoteru (3-1) vs Jonidan #99 Asadoji (3-1)
head judge Takekuma reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw... and found that east's body went out first. call reversed, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!"

Sandanme #37 Nishikikuni (2-2) vs Sandanme #36 Kototaiko (2-2)
head judge Tateyama reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if east... west.. heel.. something... and found that east's.. west's.. east went out first. uh.. crap.. call reversed, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!"

Sandanme #17 Kinotsukasa (3-1) vs Sandanme #19 Kiyota (3-1)
head judge Tateyama reports: "to clarify.. uh.. ref was correct, east wins it. TUNNEL SHIMPS.. UH... UM... RULE?"

Makushita #10 Toseiryu (3-1) vs Makushita #11 Kazuto (3-1)
head judge Kumegawa reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if it's a draw and found that west's hand touched first. call stands, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" (yes he messed up who the ref called it for)

Juryo #9 Nishikifuji (8-1) vs Juryo #14 Kotokuzan (7-2)
head judge Kumegawa reports: "ref gave it to Jasper. we discussed if it's a draw and found that Nishikifuji went out first. call stands, Jasper wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!"

Juryo #4 Tochitaikai (4-5) vs Juryo #8 Kazekeno (4-5)
head judge Kumegawa reports: "ref gave it to Tochi. we discussed if it was a draw and found that Kaze was airborne first. call stands, Tochi wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!"

Maegashira #11 Takanosho (6-3) vs Maegashira #17 Shishi (3-6)
head judge Takadagawa reports: "ref gave it to the Flying Ukrainian. we discussed if Shishi went airborne first and found that he was airborne first. call reversed, Nobbo wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!"


Day 11 (partial?)
 
Jonidan #26 Hitachigo (3-2) vs Jonidan #24 Hokutoyoshi (3-2)
head judge Tatekawa reports: "ref gave it to east. we found that west went out first so call stands, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!"

Sandanme #80 Yumenofuji (4-1) vs Sandanme #80 Shoran (4-1)
head judge Tatekawa reports: "ref gave it to east. was it a draw? we found that yes it was - run it again! BALD IS BEAUTIFUL!"

Makushita #48 Nihonyanagi (4-1) vs Makushita #51 Hanaoka (4-1)
head judge Tamagaki reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if west's heel stayed in and found that west's heel stayed in - call reversed, west wins it. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!"

Makushita #27 Daishomaru (2-3) vs Makushita #23 Toshunryu (2-3)
head judge Tamagaki reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if east's hand touched first and found that it did indeed. call reversed, west wins, ref will be sent to an optometrist appointment momentarily. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!"

Juryo #1 Nishikigi (6-4) vs Juryo #6 Hitoshi (5-5)
head judge Takadagawa reports: "ref gave it to Hitoshi. we found that Hitoshi's foot stayed in so call stands. FUN FACT: ALL THE JUDGES TO GIVE MONO-II REPORTS TODAY HAVE A NAME STARTING WITH TA-!"


Day 12 (partial)

Jonokuchi #6 Katsunonishiki (2-3) vs Jonokuchi #11 Ikazuchiarata (2-3)
head judge Azumazeki reports: "ok so fancy bathrobe guy gave it to west and we talked about if maybe west's foot went out first and we figure west's foot stayed in ok so west guy is still the winner, also i saw two cool beetles on the way to work and they were playing leapfrog or something anyway they seemed angry when i said hello so i let them alone, ok bye"

Sandanme #77 Sadanokuni (1-4) vs Jonidan #7 Yamane (1-4)
head judge Oshima reports: "ref gave it to east. we determi4e5gfgerned east's heel went out. call reversed, west wins. GINGER CAT PLE56YHTDASE DO NOT WALK ON KEWEY'S KEYBOA9OLRD!"

Sandanme #50 Daishimatsu (3-2) vs Sandanme #53 Rinko (3-2)
head judge Futagoyama reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that west went out first. call stands, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS ARE OUT OF YOUTUBE JOKES!"

Sandanme #10 Soma (3-2) vs Sandanme #10 Kirinryu (3-2)
head judge Futagoyama reports: "just as we were about to knock off too! ref gave it to east. we discussed if east yanked hair and found that he did indeed. he's disqualified! call reversed, west wins! SEE SOMA AND THE OTHER GUYS ON THE SUMO FOOD CHANNEL, ONLY ON YOUTUBE!"

Makushita #56 Shimizuumi (4-1) vs Sandanme #1 Daishinkai (4-1)
head judge Hanaregoma reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that east hit first. call reversed, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!"

Juryo #2 Tomokaze (6-5) vs Maegashira #15 Hidenoumi (1-8-2)
head judge Kumegawa reports: "gyoji called the win for the wrong guy. Tomo wins! TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!"

Maegashira #12 Midorifuji (7-4) vs Maegashira #17 Shishi (4-7)
head judge Kumegawa reports: "ref gave it to Shishi. we discussed if Shishi yanked Midorin's hair - and yeah he disqualified. Midorin wins it. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!"

Maegashira #8 Ichiyamamoto (9-2) vs Yokozuna Onosato (8-3)
head judge Takadagawa reports: "ref gave it to Yams. we found that Yam's knee and Ono went out at the same time. RUN IT AGAIN! TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!"


Day 13 (partial?)

Jonidan #2 Hagane (3-3) vs Jonidan #8 Kazeyuki (3-3)
head judge Tokitsukaze reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that west's body went out first. call stands, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!"

Sandanme #80 Yumenofuji (4-2) vs Jonidan #8 Asaobora (4-2)
head judge Tokitsukaze reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if it's a draw and found that east's hand hit first. call stands, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS DO NOT DROOL! WELL MAYBE OSHIMA AFTER HE'S FALLEN ASLEEP IN NARUTO'S LAP!"

Makushita #33 Akiyoshi (0-6) vs Makushita #18 Fukai (0-3-3)
head judge Ikazuchi reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if west's hand and east's body went out at the same time and found that west's hand was out first. call reversed, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!"


Day 14 (partial?)

Sandanme #59 Dairaido (3-3) vs Sandanme #58 Mihamaumi (3-3)
head judge Naruto reports: "ref is giving to west. we are finding that west's foot went out. call is opposite, east is winner. TUNNEL SHIMPS ARE RULING!"

Makushita #42 Kototsubasa (1-5) vs Makushita #45 Sengaku (1-5)
head judge Nishonoseki reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that east's knee went out the same time as west went out. run it again! TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!"

Makushita #2 Ishizaki (5-1) vs Juryo #14 Miyanokaze (7-6)
head judge Takadagawa reports: "ref gave it to Ishizaki. we found that Miya's foot went out so call stands, Ishizaki wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!"


Day 15 (partial?)

Sandanme #76 Hakuryu (2-4) vs Sandanme #74 Tamatensho (2-4)
head judge Kiyomigata reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if west's body went out first and found that west's hand hit first. call reversed, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!"

Jonidan #57 Tatsuosho (7-0) v Jonidan #98 Gonowaka (7-0)
head judge Kumegawa reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that it is! RUN IT AGAIN! TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!"