This document contains sumo bout outcomes for the May 2025 Grand Sumo tournament! ----------------------------------------------------------- Day 1 (partial): 5 calls Jonidan #84 Tokio (0-0) vs Jonidan #84 Gokishin (0-0) head judge Tatekawa reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that the one who fell first is west! east wins it! TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" Jonidan #36 Tochihayate (0-0) vs Jonidan #36 Yoshiazuma (0-0) head judge Urakaze reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that it is! RUN IT AGAIN! TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" Sandanme #23 Soma (0-0) vs Sandanme #23 Rakanji (0-0) head judge Tamagaki reports: "ref gave it to east. they both uhhh went airborne at the same time so RUN IT AGAIN! TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" Maegashira #5 Ura (0-0) vs Maegashira #4 Ichiyamamoto (0-0) head judge Takadagawa reports: "ref gave it to Ura. (note: ref gave it to Yams.) we discussed if it's a draw and found that Yam stayed in longest. ref is a numpty (note: ref called it correctly), YAM WINS IT! TUNNEL SNAKES RULE! UH I MEAN TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" Maegashira #4 Takerufuji (0-0) vs Maegashira #3 Hiradoumi (0-0) head judge Takadagawa reports: "ref gave it to Takerufuji. Hiradu... Hidaru.. ohi.. Hidaru.. Hi.. Hi.. (crowd begins laughing and applauding) the other guy stepped out first. call stands, Taker wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" ----------------------------------------------------------- Day 2 (partial?): 8 calls Jonidan #29 Anryukai (0-0) vs Jonidan #29 Fujimusashi (0-0) head judge Futagoyama reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if it's a draw and found that east's body fell first. call stands, west wins. LIKE SHARE SUBSCRIBE AND RING THAT BELL!" Jonidan #20 Yumenofuji (0-0) vs Jonidan #20 Shoran (0-0) head judge Futagoyama reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if it's a draw and found that east fell first. call stands, west wins. LIKE SHARE SUBSCRIBE AND RING THAT BELL!" Jonidan #6 Tsukubayama (0-0) vs Jonidan #5 Chiyotenfu (0-0) head judge Futagoyama reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if it's a draw and found that east's hand went out first. call stands, west wins. LIKE SHARE SUBSCRIBE AND RING THAT BELL!" Sandanme #32 Rinko (0-0) vs Sandanme #32 Kanpuzan (0-0) head judge Hanaregoma reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if it's a draw and found that it's a draw! RUN IT AGAIN! TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" Makushita #49 Asagyokusei (0-0) vs Makushita #49 Ryusei (0-0) head judge Azumazeki reports: "ok so the guy in the dressing gown says west won but we talked about if maybe west's hand touched first and we figured that west's hand touched first so that means call reversed and east wins it and stuff also i saw a cool brown frog yesterday and it went ribbit at me and i went hello back at it then it caught a bug and swam away, ok bye" Makushita #22 Kaisho (0-0) vs Makushita #22 Kazenoumi (0-0) head judge Azumazeki reports: "ok so the guy in the dressing gown says east won but we talked about maybe if it's a draw and we figure east's hand touched first so dressing gown guy was wrong and west wins it also the frog i saw yesterday was kinda more orange than brown but it definitely ate a fly, ok bye" Makushita #16 Kawazoe (0-0) vs Makushita #16 Gojinyu (0-0) head judge Azumazeki reports: "ok so the guy in the dressing gown says west won but we talked about maybe if it's a draw and we figure east's hand touched first so dressing gown guy was right and west wins it also the frog i saw yesterday also ate a beetle too, ok bye" Juryo #3 Takarafuji (1-0) vs Juryo #4 Hakuyozan (0-1) head judge Kumegawa reports: "ref gave it to Haku. we discussed if Takarafuji's foot stayed in and we found that Haku's hand touched out first. call reversed, Takarafuji wins it. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" ----------------------------------------------------------- Day 3: 7 calls Jonokuchi #20 Kido (1-0) vs Jonokuchi #17 Ikazuchiarata (1-0) head judge Tokitsukaze reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if they stepped out at the same time and found that east's heel went out first. call stands, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" Jonidan #37 Hakuyo (0-1) vs Jonidan #36 Yoshiazuma (0-1) head judge Tanigawa reports: "ref gave it to east. we determined east went out first so call reversed, west wins it. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" Jonidan #3 Arise (0-1) vs Jonidan #2 Kukio (0-1) head judge Tanigawa reports: "ref gave it to west. we determined it's a draw so RUN IT AGAIN! TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" Makushita #60 Kirinryu (0-1) vs Makushita #58 Kawamura (0-1) head judge Takasago reports: "ref gave it to west. west's foot stayed in so call stands, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" Makushita #42 Osanai (0-1) vs Makushita #42 Tokitenran (0-1) head judge Takasago reports: "ref gave it to east. we found that west's heel went out so call stands, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" Maegashira #11 Endo (2-0) vs Maegashira #12 Atamifuji (2-0) head judge "Coconuts" Kokonoe reports: "ref gave it to Atamin. we discussed if Atamin's hand touched out or not and found that Atamin's hand touched! call reversed, Endo wins. AND STOP BLOODY CALLING ME COCONUTS!" Maegashira #6 Oshoma (1-1) vs Maegashira #6 Tobizaru (1-1) head judge Kumegawa reports: "ref gave it to Oshoma. we determined Tobizaru's body and Oshoma's hand touched out at the same time. RUN IT AGAIN! TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" ----------------------------------------------------------- Day 4: 10 calls Mono-ii during maezumo ref says: "Run it again! TUNNEL GYOJI ALSO RULE!" Jonidan #77 Shoryu (1-0) vs Jonidan #78 Fujinotani (1-0) head judge Ajigawa reports: "ref gave it to west. we determined that east's foot went out first so call stands, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" Jonidan #9 Chiyotaiyo (1-0) vs Jonidan #8 Kototaiga (1-0) head judge Naruto reports: "ref gave it to west. we discuss if it is draw and find that west's hand was touching first. call reversed, east is win! TUNNEL SHIMPS ARE RULE!" Sandanme #39 Fujiizumi (1-0) vs Sandanme #39 Hokutosakae (1-0) head judge Nishonoseki reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that east and west's body went out at the same time. RUN IT AGAIN! BUY MY CBD OIL!" Sandanme #4 Daikisho (1-0) vs Sandanme #5 Chiyodaigo (1-0) head judge Hidenoyama reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if east's knee touched down or not and found that east touched first. call reversed, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" Makushita #41 Chiyooga (1-0) vs Makushita #41 Kurohimeyama (1-0) head judge Hidenoyama reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that west touched out first. call stands, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" Makushita #37 Fujitoshi (1-0) vs Makushita #38 Oyamada (1-0) head judge Hidenoyama reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if he stepped out first and found that he did. call reversed, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" Juryo #1 Mitakeumi (1-2) vs Juryo #3 Takarafuji (2-1) head judge "Coconuts" Kokonoe reports: "ref gave it to Takara. we discussed if it's a draw and found that it is! RUN IT AGAIN! AND STOP CALLING ME COCONUTS, YOU CHEEKY TANUKI!" Juryo #1 Mitakeumi (1-2) vs Juryo #3 Takarafuji (2-1) head judge "Coconuts" Kokonoe reports: "ref gave it to Mitakeumi. we discussed if Mitakeumi is a dirty hair puller and found that he ain't. call stands. AND FOR THE LAST TIME STOP CALLING ME COCONUTS!" Maegashira #11 Endo (3-0) vs Maegashira #11 Shishi (0-3) head judge Kumegawa reports: "ref gave it to Shishi. during the match, Shishi's foot went out. call reversed, Endo wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" ----------------------------------------------------------- Day 5: 2 calls Jonokuchi #20 Kido (1-1) vs Jonokuchi #18 Mitsurufuji (1-1) head judge Tateyama reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if west's foot went out and found it did. call reversed, east wins it. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" Jonidan #78 Fujinotani (2-0) vs Jonidan #80 Nishikio (2-0) head judge Tateyama reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if west's foot went out first and found it stayed in. call stands, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" ----------------------------------------------------------- Day 6: 4 calls Sandanme #47 Kamitani (2-0) vs Sandanme #45 Kotohaguro (2-0) head judge Onaruto reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if hair got yanked and found that hair was indeed yanked! east is DQed, west wins! TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" Sandanme #26 Kotakiyama (1-1) vs Sandanme #25 Yamato (1-1) head judge Onaruto reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if it's a draw and found that west went airborne first. it's dead body time! call reversed, east wins! TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" Sandanme #7 Shimizuumi (1-1) vs Sandanme #9 Marusho (1-1) head judge Onaruto reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed whether east's foot stepped out during the match and found that it didn't. call stands, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS OUT, BINCHES!" Makushita #8 Nishinoryu (2-0) vs Makushita #10 Enho (2-0) head judge Tada.. Taka.. Tagada.. Takadagawa reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed whether it's a draw and found that Nishinoryu stayed in. call stands, Nishi wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" ----------------------------------------------------------- Day 7: 3 calls Jonokuchi #25 Usagifuji (2-1) vs Jonokuchi #21 Kototerao (2-1) head judge Futagoyama reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if it's a draw and found that east's foot went out first. call stands, west wins it. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" Jonidan #39 Genbumaru (1-2) vs Jonidan #37 Hakuyo (1-2) head judge Hanaregoma reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if east.. er.. west stayed in or not. call stands, east wins it. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" Juryo #7 Tomokaze (4-2) vs Juryo #8 Shiden (3-3) head judge "Coconuts" Kokonoe reports: "ref gave it to Tomo. we discussed if it's a draw and found that Tomo stayed in longer. call stands, Tomo wins. AND STOP CALLING ME COCONUTS, YOU CHEEKY TANUKI!" ----------------------------------------------------------- Day 8: 7 calls Jonokuchi #20 Kido (2-1) vs Jonokuchi #21 Sumiyoshi (2-1) head judge Tanigawa reports: "ref gave it to east. we determined that east's foot went out so call reversed, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" Jonokuchi #18 Asahirai (1-2) vs Jonokuchi #20 Yamauchi (1-2) head judge Tanigawa reports: "ref called the match too early, re-run it! TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" Jonidan #17 Sekimoto (0-3) vs Jonidan #13 Kikuryuho (0-3) head judge Tanigawa reports: "we checked for a hair pull and didn't find one. east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" Sandanme #43 Tokazan (1-2) vs Sandanme #41 Mukaida (1-2) head judge Takasago reports: "ref gave it to east. we determined east's body went down the same time as west's knee so run it again! TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" Sandanme #16 Suyama (1-2) vs Sandanme #19 Ryuji (1-2) head judge Takasago reports: "we discussed if east's hand touched down first and found that it did. call stands, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS LOVIN THAT JAZZ FLUTE!" Makushita #33 Yoshii (2-1) vs Makushita #30 Toshunryu (2-1) head judge Tokitsukaze reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if west's foot went out during the match and found that it did. call reversed, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" Maegashira #12 Atamifuji (5-2) vs Maegashira #15 Shonannoumi (2-5) head judge Takadagawa reports: "ref gave it to Shonan. we discussed if it's a draw and found that Atamin fell out first. call stands, Shonan wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" ----------------------------------------------------------- Day 9: 6 calls Jonidan #103 Wakaarata (2-2) vs Jonidan #99 Kumanishiki (2-2) head judge Naruto reports: "ref gave it to east man. we discussed if is draw and found that west touched out first. call is standing, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS ARE RULE!" Sandanme #66 Asanojo (3-1) vs Sandanme #69 Kuwae (3-1) head judge Hidenoyama reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if west went out first and found that east's foot stayed in. call reversed, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" Sandanme #46 Oginosho (0-3-1) vs Sandanme #38 Sadanokuni (0-4) head judge Hidenoyama reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if the east guy stepped out during the match and found that he didn't. call stands, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" Sandanme #16 Suyama (1-3) vs Sandanme #20 Hamanoumi (1-3) head judge Hidenoyama reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if east's hand touched down first and found that it did indeed. call reversed, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" Maegashira #18 Tochitaikai (3-5) vs Maegashira #13 Sadanoumi (5-3) head judge "Watermelon" Kokonoe reports: "ref gave it to Tochi. we discussed if Tochi's heel went out or not and found that it sure did. call reversed, Sada wins. AND STOP CALLING ME COCON-- wait what?" Maegashira #4 Takerufuji (3-5) vs Sekiwake Kirishima (5-3) head judge Kumegawa reports: "ref gave it to Kiri. we discussed if it's a draw and found that Taker fell down first. call stands, Kiri wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" ----------------------------------------------------------- Day 10 (partial?): 4 calls Jonidan #13 Tochigidake (1-3) vs Jonidan #15 Masakifuji (1-3) head judge Takekuma reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that west's hand touched first. call stands, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" Makushita #40 Shunrai (1-3) vs Makushita #35 Sengaku (1-3) head judge Tateyama reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that the top of east's foot touched out first. call reversed, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" Maegashira #14 Kotoshoho (3-1-5) vs Maegashira #18 Tochitaikai (3-6) head judge Kumegawa reports: "ref gave it to Koto. we discussed if Koto's body fell and Tochi's hand touched at the same time and we found it's a draw! run it again! TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" Maegashira #17 Tamashoho (4-5) vs Maegashira #13 Sadanoumi (6-3) head judge Kumegawa reports: "ref gave it to Tama. we determined Tama's heel went out so call is reversed, Sada wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" ----------------------------------------------------------- Day 11: 5 calls Jonokuchi #14 Matsuda (4-1) vs Jonokuchi #16 Ikazuchishu (4-1) head judge Tamagaki reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it was a draw and found east went out first. call reversed, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" Jonidan #51 Kikunoshiro (2-3) vs Jonidan #49 Teraosho (2-3) head judge Onaruto reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if west's hand touched and found that he touched alright. call reversed, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS WOULD LIKE STREAMER NOT TO TALK OVER THEM AHEM!" Jonidan #19 Asatenmai (3-2) vs Jonidan #20 Shoran (3-2) head judge Onaruto reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if east's foot went out first and found that west stepped out first. call stands, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" Makushita #37 Fujitoshi (3-2) vs Makushita #37 Hayatefuji (3-2) head judge Urakaze reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if it's a draw and found that west's heel went out. call reversed, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" Makushita #39 Kotodaishin (1-4) vs Makushita #34 Higonoumi (1-4) head judge Urakaze reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if east's toe went out or not and found that it sure did. call reversed, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS ARE TIRED OF YOU KIDS MAKING US GET UP!" ----------------------------------------------------------- Day 12: 0 calls! ----------------------------------------------------------- Day 13: 4 calls Jonokuchi #17 Ikazuchiarata (3-3) vs Jonokuchi #14 Satomatsunaga (3-3) head judge Ikazuchi reports: "we discussed if west's foot went out first and found it didn't. west wins it. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" Jonokuchi #12 Imada (5-1) vs Jonidan #101 Satsumasho (5-1) head judge Ikazuchi reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that east went down first. call reversed, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" Sandanme #65 Kiyonoyama (3-3) vs Sandanme #66 Higonomaru (3-3) head judge Tokitsukaze reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that west's heel went out first. call stands, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" Maegashira #14 Kotoshoho (6-1-5) vs Maegashira #15 Shonannoumi (3-9) head judge Kumegawa reports: "ref gave it to Shonan. we discussed if SHonan's heel went out or not and found that it stayed in. call stands, Shonan wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" ----------------------------------------------------------- Day 14: 2 calls Makushita #60 Hanaoka (3-3) vs Makushita #58 Kawamura (3-3) head judge Naruto reports: "ref was give to east. we was discuss if it's draw and was found that west was touch first. call is standing, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS ARE RULE!" Makushita #7 Satorufuji (3-3) vs Makushita #9 Hamayutaka (3-3) head judge Kumegawa reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if east's foot went out the same time as west and found that west touched out first. call stands, east wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" ----------------------------------------------------------- Day 15: 5 calls Sandanme #66 Asanojo (4-2) vs Sandanme #62 Niya (4-2) head judge Tateyama reports: "to clarify, east's foot went out first. west wins it. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" Makushita #55 Nionoumi (2-4) vs Sandanme #1 Anhibiki (2-4) head judge Kiyomigata reports: "ref gave it to east. we discussed if it's a draw and found that west stepped out first. call stands, east wins it. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" Makushita #53 Kototsubasa (4-2) vs Makushita #50 Chiyonoo (4-2) head judge Kiyomigata reports: "ref gave it to west. we discussed if it's a draw and found that it's a draw - RUN IT AGAIN! TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" Makushita #53 Kototsubasa (4-2) vs Makushita #50 Chiyonoo (4-2) head judge Kiyomigata reports: "OW! ref gave it to west. we discussed if it's yet another draw and found that east's heel went out - call stands, west wins! STOP FALLING ON ME!" Makushita #21 Kazuto (5-1) vs Makushita #28 Goshima (5-1) head judge Kiyomigata reports: "ref gave it to east. during the match, east's foot went out. call reversed, west wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!" Makushita #14 Chiyotora (2-4) vs Makushita #21 Yuma (2-4) head judge Takadagawa reports: "ref gave it to Yuma. we discussed if Yuma yanked hair and found that he sure did. DISQUALIFICATION! Chiyo wins. TUNNEL SHIMPS RULE!"